What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How do you organize a space party?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?