What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?