How do you massage a chicken wing?
Give it a dry rub.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do fish do at parades?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do elves learn in school?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?