Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How do you make antifreeze?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
A book just fell on my head.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?