Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What game do bats excel at?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which state is the cleanest?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call an animal pop star?