What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you eat on July 5th?