Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Who invented fractions?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?