What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do books sleep?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What shape is bad at driving?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Where do colds go on vacation?