What's the king of all school supplies?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
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In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How do you measure a millennial?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?