What is the wealthiest fish?
A goldfish.
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How do bears keep cool?
What is the coolest country?