Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the confused bee say?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What game do cows play at parties?