What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?