Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do little fish love to play with?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?