Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What day do hands always go to church?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What kind of water do fireworks like?