Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Where do hamsters come from?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why is furniture so generous?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a pig thief?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?