How does a taco bless the table?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?