What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which elf is the best singer?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why do cats love to work?
It's Crowded!
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a happy cowboy?