What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
How does a taco bless the table?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?