What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What building always gets stains on it?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Who are Frosty's parents?