Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did summer say to spring?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?