Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?