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What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?