What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?