What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?