Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How long do chickens work?
How does a barber get to work?