What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?