Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's the friendliest national park?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?