Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What table can you never sit at?
Why are baseball games at night?