Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Sarah Jessica Parker.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?