Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How was the wedding?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?