What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why was the cow afraid?