Who invented fractions?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?