Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How do automobiles fly?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?