What did the sickly elevator say?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's the holiest insect?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
I broke my finger!
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?