Where do logs like to go on hikes?
The woods.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do you make antifreeze?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a forklift?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?