What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
A business proposal.
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What season begins with a thud?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Families are like fudge.
Why are grandkids so great?