How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Where would you put an injured insect?