What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?