Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?