What sport can waiters play really well?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Which former US President was always cold?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is another name for a cow?
Where do books sleep?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call stolen cheese?