What is the biggest ant in the world?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What does Santa order at the bar?