Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
He was looking for a good reaction.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why was the dog overweight?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?