Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?