What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why are winter days great?
Where do colds go on vacation?