Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
They gave him a crown!
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's the king of all school supplies?