What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?