What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?