What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer.
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the sick chicken say?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What game do mice love to play?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?