What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What animal floats best?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do you grill cheese?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?