How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How do you compliment a cat?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?